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Capítulo 11 de 12 Spoilers de puzles
Los dieciséis pares de los piratas del bosque y los diecisiete posibles de la maestra de esgrima. La Special Edition no utiliza «I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today». Las frases se muestran en inglés para que coincidan literalmente con la versión original; en castellano hay que escoger sus equivalentes. Están sin plegar a propósito.
Los dieciséis de los piratas #
| Insulto | Réplica |
|---|---|
| You fight like a dairy farmer! | How appropriate. You fight like a cow! |
| This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! | And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? |
| I've spoken with apes more polite than you! | I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion! |
| Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! | First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster. |
| People fall at my feet when they see me coming! | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! | Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh? |
| I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. | He must have taught you everything you know. |
| Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. | You run THAT fast? |
| Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? | Why? Did you want to borrow one? |
| There are no words for how disgusting you are. | Yes, there are. You just never learned them. |
| You make me want to puke. | You make me think somebody already did. |
| My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! | So you got that job as janitor, after all. |
| I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! | I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. |
| I've heard you are a contemptible sneak. | Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. |
| You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. | I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. |
| You have the manners of a beggar. | I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. |
Los diecisiete de la maestra de esgrima #
Ninguna réplica es nueva: todas están en la tabla de arriba. Lo que hay que resolver es a cuál de ellas se refiere cada insulto.
| Insulto de Carla | Réplica |
|---|---|
| Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. | I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. |
| Every word you say to me is stupid. | I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. |
| I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today. | And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? |
| I will milk every drop of blood from your body! | How appropriate, you fight like a cow! |
| I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman. | I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. |
| My tongue is sharper than any sword. | First, you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster. |
| My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! | So you got that job as a janitor, after all. (También acepta: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.) |
| My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? |
| Only once have I met such a coward! | He must have taught you everything you know. (También acepta: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.) |
| If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig. | You make me think somebody already did. |
| No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. | You run THAT fast? |
| My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood. | I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. (También acepta: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?) |
| I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape. | Why? Did you want to borrow one? |
| I usually see people like you passed out on tavern floors. | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? (También acepta: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.) |
| My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! | Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. |
| There are no clever moves that can help you now. | Yes, there are. You just never learned them. |
| You are a pain in the backside, sir! | Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? |
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